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Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Read 42396 times)

  • Luxor
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The rules are simple, post a stupid answer to the previous person's question and then post a stupid question.
For example:
Poster 1
Q: Why is the sky blue?
Poster 2
A: Because the Elephants asked first.
Q: Can you boil an egg?
Poster 3
A: Only in government allowed areas.


OK Simple enough? Then I shall begin.  :)

Q: Why does day turn into night?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #650
Because that's where criminals go for breakfast.
:lol:

A: Because it's not 25°F.
Q: Why does it get so hot in the summertime?

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #651
A: Because the CIA likes seeing pictures of Putin without a shirt.

Q: How many dragons can sit on a wall at the same time?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #652
A: Dragons don't sit on walls as it gives them haemorrhoids.

Q: Why do wolves howl at the moon?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #653
A because it tickles them.

Q what do preachers preach?

  • Syav
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Reply #654
A: "♬Hallelujah♪"
Q: What did Dracula say to the mosquito?

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #655
A: Wipe your mouth!

Q: What does a mug scratch?

  • Syav
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Reply #656
A: A drunken nose.
Q: Why dogs like to bark?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #657
A: Someone told them that cats don't like it and the cats have laughed at them ever since.

Q: What can you do with a rusty nail?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Reply #658
A: Sell it to the goblins for a pot of gold.

Q: Do cows like to drink milk?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #659
A: Yes but only if it's semi-skimmed as they like to keep an eye on their figure.

Q: What happens if you swallow your chewing gum?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Reply #660
A: Constipation

Q: Should elephants use a zebra crossing?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #661
A: Only if it is on a trunk road.

Q: Why do golf balls have dimples?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #662
A: They smile too much.

Q: Why can jumps tire you?

  • Syav
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Reply #663
A: The more tire(tyre) you have on your belly the more it tires you to do jumps.

Q: How does a mother fish teach its baby fish how to swim?

  • Luxor
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Reply #664
A: She just yells "sink or swim baby".

Q: Why are traffic lights red, amber and green?

The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • string
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #665
A: They are political statements

Q:  Why does what goes around come around?

  • Luxor
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Reply #666
A: We wouldn't know the time of day if it didn't.

Q: When is the next time?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Reply #667
A: When the time comes.

Q: Why do garbage stink?