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Title: The Awesomesauce of Fox News
Post by: midnight raccoon on 2021-07-21, 17:30:50
I've come to the conclusion that Fox News is the most accurate and trustworthy news organization in the history of media. For example, what other news organization got the scoop that Russia's new fighter jet can fly at almost twice the speed of light? Fox continues to astound with its concise and accurate reporting!  :up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiUd3DNoRvw
Title: Re: The Awesomesauce of Fox News
Post by: ersi on 2021-07-21, 17:59:53
Somehow Putin has approved its name to be Checkmate, "Чекмейт", instead of properly Russian "Шах и мат" https://tass.ru/armiya-i-opk/11956013

Looks like it is intended directly for the black market, this awesome twice-the-speed-of-light airplane. It would be an awesome headline, Putin delivered Checkmate, but the testing is scheduled to be completed only 2027. Time enough for everything to get screwed up.
Title: Re: The Awesomesauce of Fox News
Post by: Frenzie on 2021-07-22, 07:07:42
For example, what other news organization got the scoop that Russia's new fighter jet can fly at almost twice the speed of light? Fox continues to astound with its concise and accurate reporting!
I can't wait to visit Aldebaran b. I hear it's nice this time of year.