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Random Chat
For all of us devotees of Opera's Random Chat thread...Pop and and share with the group!

First let me say many thanks to Frenzie for providing us with this space to continue meeting and chatting with all of the old friends from Opera, and maybe make some new ones.

I get the feeling we're going gain a whole new appreciation for the Hebrews of old wandering the desert...hehehe...
  • Last Edit: 2013-12-03, 15:06:42 by Luxor
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Reply #650

They're miniature horses I treat more like pets.

My wife thinks miniature horses look cute, so you would have no chance of getting it back if she clapped her eyes on it.

Easy now. I'm already wondering how much it would cost to send a few to Scotland... She'd sure love an Easter pony.

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8)  Maybe I could become an ass whisperer.   :right:

            Have an unruly ass??
            Call Mandi @ 555.5555 to straighten that ass up!

Sorry, that's the best I could do at the present time. I will work on my advertisement.

It needs a picture.


I will work on that.  ;)

Get the pic with you sitting on one. Call it:
ASSonASS
Stubborn ass? Need someone to ride that ass?
Call Mandi. The ass specialist. <number>
She'll work with your ass so hard it'll do tricks.

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8)  Maybe I could become an ass whisperer.   :right:

            Have an unruly ass??
            Call Mandi @ 555.5555 to straighten that ass up!

Sorry, that's the best I could do at the present time. I will work on my advertisement.

It needs a picture.


I will work on that.  ;)

Get the pic with you sitting on one. Call it:
ASSonASS
Stubborn ass? Need someone to ride that ass?
Call Mandi. The ass specialist. <number>
She'll work with your ass so hard it'll do tricks.


:lol: :lol: I can always count on you to make things sound better and become funnier. Thanks!

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Reply #653
I was just reading about the Scunthorpe problem, which states that if you automatically replace words like ass you get results like buttbuttin (assassin).

BUTTonBUTT? Hmm...

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Reply #654

BUTTonBUTT? Hmm...

Guess that would work for the PG crowd...
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Reply #655
Guess that would work for the PG crowd...

The PG crowd?
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Reply #656
Oh, you know, those Proto-Germanics. They like 'em runes. Fuþark, baby!  :headbang:


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Oh, you know, those Proto-Germanics.

Well it's that or parental guidance. That's the only other thing I could think of.
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Reply #658
Parents are supposed to guide their children toward responsible ass use, which is not the same thing as avoidance. Prohibition and abstinence are proven not to work. So no, it can't be that. ;)

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And yet twerking is a thing. One should never turn an ass upside down and shake it. (he-haw!)

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One should never turn an ass upside down and shake it.

That sounds blindingly obvious to me.  :P
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Reply #661

One should never turn an ass upside down and shake it.

That sounds blindingly obvious to me.  :P

Sadly though, "blindingly obvious" and Americans generally don't mix...
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Sadly though, "blindingly obvious" and Americans generally don't mix...

Well you live there and you are an American, so who am I to argue.
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Sadly though, "blindingly obvious" and Americans generally don't mix...

Well you live there and you are an American, so who am I to argue.

As an American, I am required to answer "No one! You are not an American, so you have no argument!!!"
If Scotland gains its independence, will they have friendly immigration laws? 'Cause I'm feeling more and more like making a significant change in locales...
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If Scotland gains its independence, will they have friendly immigration laws?

They say they will, if not I'll have a friendly word with my mate Eck and your in.

Note: Eck = Alex Salmond
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If Scotland gains its independence, will they have friendly immigration laws?

They say they will, if not I'll have a friendly word with my mate Eck and your in.

Note: Eck = Alex Salmond

Good to know. Always nice to have options. Had no idea you were so well connected... ;)
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Had no idea you were so well connected..

I'm not really, but some folk seem to think I am. His sister lives in my area though so I could hunt her down if need be.


How is Bailey?

Bailey is currently busy celebrating his 5th birthday with a plate of prawns.
He should be friends with him too.

Don't think Bailey is interested in politicians, unless they come with a plate of prawns obviously.
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Bailey is currently busy celebrating his 5th birthday with a plate of prawns.

A plate of prawns? I'd better not let Clint or Nixie see that. They're liable to get jealous...


Don't think Bailey is interested in politicians, unless they come with a plate of prawns obviously.

As would be the case with most cats...
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Bailey is currently busy celebrating his 5th birthday with a plate of prawns.

Really? :) Happy Birthday to Bailey :hat:

Just got done watching the movie S.W.A.T. Hmm...if you're a police officer and that billionare criminal offers you $66 million for his escape, do you keep driving and send him to federal prison or do you turn your car around and let him escape? :devil:

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Bailey is currently busy celebrating his 5th birthday with a plate of prawns.

Lucky cat. ;)

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A plate of prawns? I'd better not let Clint or Nixie see that. They're liable to get jealous...

That's understandable. 

Hmm...if you're a police officer and that billionare criminal offers you $66 million for his escape, do you keep driving and send him to federal prison or do you turn your car around and let him escape?

Silly question, take the money every time. Then leave the country and live somewhere with no extradition treaty. 
Lucky cat.

Definitely, they were supposed to be my prawns.
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Reply #672
Is prawn a type of shrimp or another name for it? I've never heard of such. Probably because I don't like seafood.  :yuck:

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Is prawn a type of shrimp or another name for it?

Another name for it. Prawn here, shrimp over there
Probably because I don't like seafood.

I don't like fish, but I love shellfish. Weird huh?
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Is prawn a type of shrimp or another name for it?

Another name for it. Prawn here, shrimp over there

Thank you! I had a feeling that was the case.

Probably because I don't like seafood.

I don't like fish, but I love shellfish. Weird huh?
Not so weird. I know of other people that are the same way.  :)


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