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The Awesomesauce of Beer
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I don't care what the thread, whether it's serious or daft, about science, religion or carpets, somewhere along the road  :beer: or  :cheers: will pop up.

For the love of me, I don't get it. Do you?

Do you even drink beer? If the answer is 'yes', do you have any idea why?

Many years ago I drank the stuff for reasons that elude me. I probably drank it because it was a family tradition. I recall walking home from church one Sunday morning with my father who shepherded me into a bar for a beer or three..."Don't tell your mother!" :no:
1. Do you drink beer?
2. Do you think that beer is the Devil's elixir?
3. :beer: :cheers:

  • Macallan
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Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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I've seen that with whisky as well.

When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.

She said it works, make of that what you will :right:

Curse you, LPR! Us ladies will have to come up with a serum that neutralizes the effects.  :P

She did not say who's panties it removes :right:

Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
Reply #51
Whiskey, you say? Specifically Macallan's whiskey?

Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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I've seen that with whisky as well.

When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.

She said it works, make of that what you will :right:


Curse you, LPR! Us ladies will have to come up with a serum that neutralizes the effects.  :P


Resistance is futile! :Borg:

(Hmm, I'll have to refind all my old smileys I didn't save from MyOpera. Used to have one for this situation.)

Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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(Hmm, I'll have to refind all my old smileys I didn't save from MyOpera. Used to have one for this situation.)

Don't bother.

Look here for a great collection...
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Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
Reply #54

She did not say who's panties it removes :right:


You wear your wife's panties?  :jester:





I've seen that with whisky as well.

When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.

She said it works, make of that what you will :right:


Curse you, LPR! Us ladies will have to come up with a serum that neutralizes the effects.  :P


Resistance is futile! :Borg:

(Hmm, I'll have to refind all my old smileys I didn't save from MyOpera. Used to have one for this situation.)


On the contrary, it can be fun even if it's one sided.  ;)

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Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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She did not say who's panties it removes :right:

You wear your wife's panties?  :jester:

Not my wife's :zip:

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She did not say who's panties it removes :right:

You wear your wife's panties?  :jester:

Not my wife's :zip:


:lol: No further questions.

Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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Back to beer! NO MORE BEER DUTIES!

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The Chancellor didn't include Irn Bru (sugar-free version) but I forgive him as you can get wee bottles too.
"Quit you like men:be strong"

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Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk,) at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, forever and ever,

Barmen.

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Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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The Chancellor didn't include Irn Bru (sugar-free version) but I forgive him as you can get wee bottles too.

So THAT'S what is in irn bru

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The Chancellor didn't include Irn Bru (sugar-free version) but I forgive him as you can get wee bottles too.

So THAT'S what is in irn bru

Does anybody wonder how Irn Bru gets its fizz?
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An opera singer is out of work after a routine surgery left her unable to sing without farting.

Amy Herbst, who has performed at the Nashville Opera Company, filed suit against Fort Campbell's Blanchfield Army Community Hospital earlier this month, claiming that the episiotomy she received during child birth last February caused her to lose control of her flatulence.


As details bubble to the surface, I'll pass them on to you here...unless you folks think that the subject deserves its own thread.
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BTW Mr. Turner, AKA tt92, the below quotation was incorrectly attributed to Lincoln.
"Not everything you read on the internet is true." George Washington

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Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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BTW Mr. Turner, AKA tt92, the below quotation was incorrectly attributed to Lincoln.
"Not everything you read on the internet is true." George Washington

I thought that was Einstein. Or maybe Da Vinci. :P

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Or Doctor Frankenstein.

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A friend of mine is bringing me back some different lagers, ales, and bitter to try this weekend.
All are from Texas, so that should be interesting.

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A brief history of the world....

Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of
beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

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Re: The Awesomesauce of Beer
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Too simple an equation by far. I could just as easily claim the wheel and Barr who invented Irn Bru.
"Quit you like men:be strong"