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  • Luxor
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The rules are simple, post a stupid answer to the previous person's question and then post a stupid question.
For example:
Poster 1
Q: Why is the sky blue?
Poster 2
A: Because the Elephants asked first.
Q: Can you boil an egg?
Poster 3
A: Only in government allowed areas.


OK Simple enough? Then I shall begin.  :)

Q: Why does day turn into night?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #125
A: Yes it raises their body temperature, so it's a vital resource of heat for them.

Q: Why do nettles sting?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Reply #126
A: To protect themselves, but sea nettles sting and sing sea songs.

Q: Do cats go out on a date before they decide to mate?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #127
A: Even a mating date is a date.

Q: Is water blue or yellow?

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Reply #128
A: Neither it's pee-green which is really no surprise with all them fish piddling in it.

O: Why is frost white?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Reply #129
A: Just like snow, frost is white so that we can have a White Christmas.

Q: If there's another civilization on Alpha Centauri, will they appear just like humans?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #130
A: No, they will appear like Alpha Centaurians.

Q: Why don't bubblegum bubbles float?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • string
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Reply #131
A: Because they stick on the bottom

Q: Why are gnomes small?

  • Luxor
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Reply #132
A: So they can sit comfortably on a toadstool without destroying it.

Q: Why do crabs walk sideways?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Reply #133
A: Because crabs write stuff on the ground while they're walking sideways.

Q: Why did the Chinese build The Great Wall of China?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #134
A: Because they were jealous of Hadrian's Wall.

Q: What is the secret of a tomato?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #135
A: It's actually a biscuit.

Q: Why is "Open other end" written on the bottom of milk bottles?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #136
A: To mess with you. That's where they actually open.

Q: What is byslexai?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #137
A: A form of dyslexia that only affects bisexuals.

Q: Can root beer really be called a beer?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #138
A: Beer is a state of mind.

Q: Cheese?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #139
A: No, somebody farted.


Q: Are crystal balls a serious medical condition?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Reply #140
A: Only if you break them.

Q: Is chapstick secretly lipstick?

  • Luxor
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Reply #141
A: No it's actually glue, a failed glue but glue nonetheless.

Q: Why is it that only earthmen enter the Mr. Universe contest?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Reply #142
A: All extraterrestrials are women.

Q: What are watches for?

  • Luxor
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Reply #143
A: Keeping Deathwatch beetles busy.

Q: Can a can cancan?




The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #144
A: A can can cancan!

Q: Where's my Amoras comic?

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Reply #145
A: In the middle of your Penthouse magazine, as pretending to be read that is socially more acceptable.

Q: Why is a champagne flute so called if you can't play a single note on it?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Reply #146
No you can't, but if you drink enough champagne you may hear all kinds of musical notes from it.

Q: Why do elephants have long nose?

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Reply #147
A: So they can reach their handkerchief in their back pocket.

Q: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • string
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Reply #148
A: Because it's not set up for it

Q: Who bends bananas?

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Reply #149
A: The woman who always stands in front of me at the fruit counter.

Q: What do badgers have for lunch?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.