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  • Luxor
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The rules are simple, post a stupid answer to the previous person's question and then post a stupid question.
For example:
Poster 1
Q: Why is the sky blue?
Poster 2
A: Because the Elephants asked first.
Q: Can you boil an egg?
Poster 3
A: Only in government allowed areas.


OK Simple enough? Then I shall begin.  :)

Q: Why does day turn into night?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #75
 A.     A rapist cabbie.   About $2.97

Q.  If all the worlds a stage, where does the audience park their ass?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #76
A: All the people are players, so no sitting down for anyone.
Q: Where is the end of the world?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #77
A: Charted in Mayan calendar, but that one has already passed.

Q: Why do Talibans wear turban?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #78
 A. They need to stow the toilet paper somewhere ya know!
Q. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get? 

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #79
A: A Korean banquet.

Q: Do you have to pay rent if you live in an igloo?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #80
No, unless your igloo is owned by a landlord who is into the Real Estaste business of buying and selling igloos.

Q: Does Santa get fined if he's caught drinking while riding his Xmas sleigh?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #81
A: No he's just a passenger, it's the reindeer that do the driving.

Q: Is flatulence a sign that you've enjoyed your meal?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Syav
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #82
A: Yes, and if you fart three times after a meal you get to make a wish.

Q: How come male lions have long hair and female lions don't?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #83
A: They just can't master the art of using scissors and have given up trying.

Q: Why are the jokes in Xmas crackers so bad?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #84
A: They're all racist.

Q: Where does rain come from?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #85
A: From a sprinkler system at the top of Mount Everest.

Q:  Do birds find feathers ticklish?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #86
A: Terribly, that's why they're always fluttering about.

Q: What is Android's best feature?

  • string
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #87
A.    It's eyebrows

Q..  Who is the north Pole?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #88
 A. Jacek Karpiński

Q. Do dentists go to other dentists, or do they just drill themselves? 

  • string
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #89
A  Dentists are like Rabbits - they just keep screwing each other.
Q  Why do birds fly?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #90
A: Because they can't drive.

Q: Do aliens wonder if there's life on Earth?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #91
 
A. Quite frankly Scarlet, they don't give a damn.

Q. At a movies which arm rest is yours?????

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #92
A: The ones I kick the person in the next seat to mine off of.

Q: In a zombie apocalypse what are your chances of survival?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #93
A: 99.9%. If you're unlucky you'll get your head bashed in by a non-zombie.

Q: How do serial killers choose their victims?

  • Syav
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #94
A: They follow the 'first come first serve' rule of thumb to choose their victims.

Q: How come Santa doesn't reappear on New Year's Eve?

  • Luxor
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Reply #95
A: He does but he dresses up as old father time.

Q: Did the Beatles live in a yellow submarine?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #96
A: Submarines don't exist, silly.

Q: Why is Chicago called the windy city?

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Reply #97
A: Due to the bean consumption of the entire populace.

Q: Have you ever seen a walking stick walk?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

  • Frenzie
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #98
A: Yup. For some reason they lean on old people for support.

Q: Is herbal tea actually tea?

  • Luxor
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Reply #99
A: No! It is a vile pretender which should be banished back to hell where it came from.

Q: Would roundabouts be useful on a railway?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.